I thought of blogging about a serious emo post, about life love and all that crap. And then I realized I really don't have much to talk about. The highlight of the day was that I had my first ever California Burrito. Carne asada + cheese + potatoes + sour cream + guacamole wrapped in tortilla. IMHO you can never go wrong with guacamole and sour cream. Me loves me fake Mexican food =)
Today my coworker Jason asked if I'm the type of person who'd publish details of my love life on the web. "Like would you announce all over facebook if you broke up with your bf or had a fight or something?" Hell no I said. I am quite a private person I guess. One of my principles in life is that thou shalt never share your miseries with the public, because a) nobody actually cares, b) you are only making yourself appear vulnerable and weak, c) too many cooks spoil the broth. Honestly do you REALLY trust other people's opinions about important things in your life? d) there is an inherent trait in all human beings i.e. the tendency to gossip and spread rumors. So keep your shit to yourself - there is a good reason for best friends and diaries and vibrators hahaha.
I had a fucking brilliant idea for Halloween. I bought this red riding hood costume on eBay about a month ago. It was a gothic version of the conventional red riding hood (all the white elements being replaced by black and the costume comes with faux leather gloves (read: hawt!)) and it was such a great deal too. So my fucking brilliant idea was this: LITTLE DEAD RIDING HOOD!!!! I would paint my face to a deathly pale white, contrasting with black lips and super goth looking eye makeup. I would still tie my hair into two ponytails, but I'll use some hair gel or whatever to tousle it up, maybe stick a twig or two in it. Then I would slash up my red hood at the bottom and maybe have some fake blood on my clothes. Ha no happy ending for you red riding hood! It would have been A. W. E. S. O. M. E. But guess what had to happen?? It's been one freaking month and I still haven't received it. Probably got lost in the mail? And it's just my luck that the eBay seller (costumeworld09 fucking jackass jerk prick loser%*$%^!@%) refuses to take responsibility for this. What a fucking jerk. I tried going to Halloween stores trying to find that gothic red riding hood costume but I haven't seen any! I suppose I could get a boring ol red riding hood and just dress it up a little, but I'd look at the price tag and take a deep breath and walk away... =( So anyways as illustrated by the sad face, I am actually pretty sad. Halloween is in a week's time and I don't have a costume! No I don't want to be a cat or a policewoman or a French maid or a witch or a pirate. Ideas anyone??
Anyways. It's already tomorrow. Guess I should go to bed? I think I'm actually going to be productive tomorrow. Get a haircut, do laundry, start writing my personal statement, then maybe go to the bookstore and get a good new book. Oh and I would like to finish watching The Future of Food on Hulu. Okay good night world.